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Jerry Springer: Ok
we are here today to join too people (pauses for a couple seconds)
Gohan and Chi Chi
of all she made me do my homework so i said f*** you mom I wanna
play with Krillin.
But if she said to do your homework why didn't you?
Gohan: like said
i wanted to f***en play with Krillin.
Well we have a person here today...Chi Chi come on out!
Gohan: Why the
F*** is that B**** here man this is S***.
Chi Chi: young
man you don't talk to your elders like that.
Gohan: was i
talking to you? I didn't think so, so sit your A** down before i put
Chi Chi: WHAT DID
YOU JUST SAY?!?
Gohan: I said sit
your F***ing A** down before i put it down!
Chi Chi: Why you
Gohan: It's not
my fault Dad died from Cell!
(sniffles) Don't talk about that around me i loved him too
Gohan: you know
what F***er you shouldn't be crying at least i stopped him...if it
weren't for me your A** would be dead right now!
Ok Gohan calm down...
Gohan: F*** you
JERRY your not part of this!
Chi Chi: You
don't ever say that to your elders i thought i taught you better!
Gohan: You teach
me nothing! (runs over to Chi Chi and pops her one in the face)
Chi Chi: Why you
little! (gets up and shatters a chair over Gohan's head)
OUCH!!!!(turns super sayin x2 and blasts both her arms off) you
won't be hitting people with chairs anymore!
Now that's teaching.
Chi Chi: Shut up
Jerry it's your fault he's doing this!
No it's not you started the whole making him do his homework thing!
Chi Chi:(gets up
and bites Jerry Springer on the neck and hisses)
(stagers like he's been poisened)
gets up and kicks Gohan in the nuts)
YOU BAS***!!! (stands up and rips Jerry's legs off)
Chi Chi: now
that's teaching! (Gohan and Chi Chi laugh)
Jerry Springer: AAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! that really hurts, who rips somebodies legs off,
(gasps for air) So that's the end of our show, thanks for watching!
Good Bye! (sighs and dies)