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Jerry: Today are some very important people in our lives. Goku, come
Audience: (clap clap clap)
Goku: How's it goin Jerry?!
Jerry: Great! So you've defeated Frieza and everything, you've saved
the world, what do you plan on doing next?
Goku: Well, i just want to cool down with my family and live a great
Jerry: Isn't that nice. Well, we have a surprise guest today Goku!
Frieza, come on out!
Frieza: HA, you fool, did you really think it would be that easy to
defeat me, i told you i'd be back!!!
Goku: You selfish little basta...
Jerry: Hold it guys, we are here to resolve your problems, not fight
Frieza: (sits down away from Goku)
Jerry: Now, tell me how this started Frieza.
Frieza: Well Jerry, first off i'd like to thank you for bringing me
back to life!
Jerry: No problem Frieza, everyone is a friend in my studio!
Frieza: OK, i was minding my own business, when here comes the
great... SUPER SAIYAN, and starts to beat me down!!! I couldn't
stand it, so I went my final form. But i was no match for his
Goku: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU LYING PIECE OF ****!!!!!
Jerry: Calm down Goku, no need to get mad, you'll get your turn.
Goku (sighs) alright.
Frieza: (clears throat) as i was saying. (smirks) I tried to use a
blast, but Goku blasted back and killed me, using his great super
Jerry: OK, how do you feel towards Goku right now Frieza?
Frieza: Well, i hate him for what he did, he was so... (sniffles)
CRUEL!!! (starts to cry)
Goku: GAHHH I've had enough!!! (Runs up to Frieza and kicks him into
the air. Jumps up and elbows Frieza in chest.)
Frieza: (Gasps for air, falls to ground) HACK! See what i mean
Jerry: (Sighs) Ok, Ok, calm down guys!
Patrolmen: Take it easy fella!!! (Holds back Goku)
Frieza: (Gets up and spits in Goku's face) Loser!
Goku: (wipes face and stares, sits down, glaring at the audience in
Jerry: OK, Goku, your turn.
Goku: OK Jerry, first of all, Frieza has killed hundreds of helpless
people! Taken lives from innocent children!
Goku: GRRR... ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR YOU... (goes super saiyan)
Frieza: ummm, J...e...rr..y! J..J..JERRRRY!!!
Goku: (Jumps at Frieza and knocks him over chair. Creates ki around
him, blowing things away at a 2 foot radius. Starts to punch the
heck out of Frieza!)
Jerry: We have all learned a valuable lesson today. My final thought
is... never try to claim the world, or lie! Unless you have a great
backup plan, it's useless!